Thursday, February 3, 2011

Note to Mike. From Your FATHER


Quit being a fucking PUSSY!@!!!

Seriously. You are a grown man.


You deserve to get paid for whatever you want to get paid for.

Actually, NO ONE deserves to get paid for whatever they want to get paid for.
So just go ahead and do it, because you have just as much a chance at succeeding as any other single human in all the billions upon billions of people who have lived on this good ol' fuckin' planet earth. Yeah? YEAH.


Now quit being such a pussy, be the GROWN MAN YOU ARE, and do whatever you want to do. Okay? Okay.

Take your vitamins and tell your wife you love her. Be thankful you're not a fucking Ethiopian born into starvation and death and famine, yes? YES.

Dad

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